my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
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Will Smith rapping the theme song for The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
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Crunchy chocolate truffle pie (by jennifercloss)
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they all look so amazing
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i’m laughing so hard facebook thought my knee was a face
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